Weird at Work, 7

1. They promise you money but you want appreciation.
2. They give you a nice chair to protect your back but never allow you sufficient time to get up and see the outside world.
3. At the off-site they talk about creating world-class customer service and client experience. Back at the office the coffee is dreadful, nobody knows what’s going on and the toilets on floor  4 are out of action.
4. One of the values is individuality. But woe betide if you don't wear your security badge.
5. We're in this together. Until the re-org.
6. The meetings in custom-designed meeting room 'Rivers & Oceans' stagnate with poor time-keeping, the inability to agree an action and aggressive air-con.
7. The mission statement is to deliver excellence in every conceivable form to every corner of the globe whilst facilitating the ...... Last month the payroll was late.