In The Future 7

1. All nouns have the adjective, artisan. Artisan cheese, artisan plumbing, artisan vinyl etc.
2. The Beatles win The Nobel Peace Prize.
3. E-mail is self-managing and no longer needs human intervention. Mankind breathes a collective sigh of relief.
4. Self-driving cars recognise you anywhere in the world as you step inside and adjust seats, heating, play-lists and coffee to your taste.
5. Execupundit finally gets his business-focused drive-time radio show. It achieves world-wide syndication.
6. Chewing gum is fully bio-degradeable on contact with air for 60 seconds or longer.
7. If you want to be a politician you are deemed 100% inappropriate. Occam's Catch 22 principle.