100 Word Story

The Elves knew that ‘real people’ didn’t believe in them. ‘Real people’ quoted practicalities such as ‘how could you do everybody in just 24h?’ and ‘how would you fit all the gifts on the sleigh?’. ‘And wouldn’t radar pick up your location?’ And finally, ‘who’s actually got a chimney anymore?’.

The bizarre thing is, these are the very same people who slept though Math 101, think differentiation and integration is about racial stereotyping, think outside the box a 2-dimensional management buzz phrase and virtual simply means almost.

‘Some sums only add up in a Quantum Universe’ said The Head Elf.