The Tactical Rules of Life 7

1. Don't Drink and Drive.
2. Don't Drive and Text.
3. Don't Text and Walk.
4. Don't Walk and Eat.
5. Don't Eat and Talk.
6. Don't Talk and Chew Gum.
7. Don't Chew Gum and Drink.

The Strategic Rules of Life 7 (free PDF download)