The E-holic 12 step programme

1. I hate e-mail but I am addicted.
2. I resent it but I still check it.
3. It drives me mad but I won't switch it off.
4. I brag about the amount I get but I don't set up filters, blockers and batch process.
5. I send e-mail at every opportunity.
6. I check e-mail at every opportunity.
7. I give my (real) e-mail address away freely.
8. I still haven't sorted out my filing categories.
9. My in-box is similar to the night after a rave. But I didn't even get the pleasure of attending.
10. I have a genuine fear that if e-mail were banished overnight because it were revealed to cause climate change I am not sure what I would do all day.
11. I taught my toddler how to check my e-mail on my Blackberry while I switch dishes in the microwave.
12. I hate e-mail but I am addicted.