JfDI!
How to sell brilliantly
Unplugged
Hemel Hempstead has been having a hard time. After redundancy, despite preparing hard he has not had a single interview for a job so has decided to do an MBA. This he enjoys. Instead
of constant rejections and non-returned calls and nobody being interested in him, everybody loves him and is
offering him places. As long as he has the money of course. He’s decided a
language would be good especially Spanish so is intending to do an international
MBA in Spain. The University of Santa Siesta-Manana-Tapas appears to be an ideal choice as he believes he needs to become a social media expert. Siesta-Manana-Tapas is believed
to be unique in doing away with all tutorials, lectures and delivering
all teaching remotely using Twitter. The campus is being sold to provide funds for research into the shortening of attention span amongst students.
Flinnn has had a bad couple of weeks. Since the capitalisation of Apple exceeded that of Microsoft he realised he was no longer supporting an underdog. No longer
partaking in an on-going 'David and Goliath' scenario. He would need to find a new cult to
join. This was essential to his personal creativity DNA. Even better he was going to start his own business empire: leap-frog the increasingly stale and predictable work of Apple. But what to do? He was thinking
of doing an MBA and somebody had mentioned the totally off the wall-even no wall- campus and
lecture-free University Of Santa
Siesta-Manana-Tapas. He like the sound of that. Might boost his twitter followers too.
Tom Widewolff was unhappy. British suits were becoming increasingly expense. And this hot weather wasn't helping. No real man has ever been caught wearing linen shorts.
Sally was still busy with the fall-out from the ash crisis. These submissions for expenses were incredible. If they would apply
the same creativity to their work, TotTotGlo might not be 5% under-performing. And she still needed a boy-friend. Maybe she should go back to college; meet a nice boy? Maybe even do an MBA? Somewhere abroad perhaps? Her Spanish wasn't bad.