Nobody 7

1. Is looking after your career. You need to do that.
2. Knows how good you are. You need to demonstrate it. Time and time again. Fair? No. Necessary? Yes.
3. Actually knows the truth about Area 51.
4. Will be honest about how long it takes to get the RoI on a full-time MBA. Just so you know.
5. Has an easy answer to the paradox of 'you can't be a manger until you've had management experience'. Best bet is: act like a manager.
6. Ever said: "I love PowerPoint'.
7. Ever believed Apple would come back as strongly as they did and have. Awesome.