Today At Totally, Totally Global

Tom’s decided to launch a new initiative to ‘fire up the troops’. During his weekly massage he came up with ‘Totally, Totally Global: Total Passion, Total Reach, Total Act’ which he felt covered most eventualities until he could think of some content. MarComms are working on his conference logo: a pair of traditional London Carnaby Street taylor’s scissors poised above the globe.

Flinnn has had three interviews, sadly none with his beloved Apple despite iPoach’s claims of inside access. And he’s irritated by the consistently incorrect feed-back he’s getting that he has insufficient experience. What’s that got to do with it? He’s super cool, for goodness sake.

Sally was really disappointed with Valentine’s day. An assortment of cards, chocolates and teddies. Just where are the real men that will chase her with pure desire and lust and ravish her body for the sex goddess she surely is?

Hemel Hempstead is working his network and realising that despite what the book Personal Branding for a World of No More Work Ever said it isn’t that easy. He’s currently in Starbucks with a Grande Calm tea reading Why HR Departments Never Reply To You.