We've all been there: the long road home. We've listened to all the news. All our play-lists. And it's still a good 2h to the comfort of our own bed. It's been a tough day and we're wondering why on Earth we do it, when suddenly the SatNav kicks in to remind us to take a turn and it's surprisingly re-assuring and comforting. We're almost inclined to take the back-route to get a bit of 'conversation' going.
Well, now SatNav Global WeGetYouThere Systems have launched Therapist SatNav. All the usual navigational facilities are there, but at any time you can switch on the therapist function and in a soothing male or female voice your therapist will talk through any problem you have in a non-judgemental, reflective way. Takes 5 minutes to set up recognition to your voice and he/she can then discuss any of the following:
- work issues such as over-work, colleague problems
- not getting promotion
- your partner is having an affair
- you are having an affair
- you wish you were having an affair
- money issues
- health issues
Coming soon:
- problems with teens
- lack of sleep caused by crying babies
- whether or not to do an MBA
Feel better, work better, Live better with Therapist SatNav (TM). Happy Holidays!
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