How To Think Like: The Slightly Jaded Christmas/New Year Cook

1. Mmm. Let's see. Turkey
2. Few onions. Bit of garlic.
3. More turkey; some sausages. Few Brussel sprouts. 
4. Mmm. Bit of Christmas pudding. 
5. Lea & Perrins? Curry powder?
6. Mmm.
7. Let's send out to Domino's.