How To Think Like: The All-for-Charity Sky Jumper

1. Why?
2. Why, oh why?
3. I must have been mad to agree to jump out of a plane.
4. I am mad.
5. Am I ready? Of course not!
6. Aggghhh.....weeeeeee........wow.....ooohhhh.......umph.
7. Hey-can we do that again? Now!