The 7 Levels of Why I am Not Writing Bull**it.

1. I can't write because of my lack of education;
2. I can't write because of my parents;
3. I can't write because of my young children;
4. I can't write because of lack of time;
5. I can't write because I need a lap-top;
6. I can't write as it is too sunny outside;
7. I can't write because I am not inspired.