1. Right. Helmet; firmly on head.
2. Hands; clasped behind back.
3. Morning Sir. Morning Madam.
4. This is nice. I should do this more often.
5. Nearest ATM, sir? Head straight down here, take the next right, and there's a NatWest on the corner.
6. My pleasure. Have a nice day!
7. Hmm. Five more minutes and then I'll head back and finish that report.
Thanks to Jake a member of the UK's Special Constabulary.